November 26, 2011

My Week with Marilyn Review

Just skip this 'week'.

A boozed up Marilyn Monroe could of made a better movie.











                                                                                                                           There's a reason she's dead.

November 19, 2011

A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas Review





Dear Santa,


All I want for Christmas is an end to the suffering being caused by this shit.

November 12, 2011

Jack and Jill Review



Yeah, I'll be sure to see this as soon as I'm down watching The Zookeeper.

J. Edgar Review





J. Edgar is often thought of as being a shitty person; how fitting that this is a shitty movie. 

Immortals Review





If you are  immortal do not see this film. You won't be able to kill yourself.

November 8, 2011

Tower Heist Review





The real steal here was the money I paid to see this jizz-fest. 

                                                                                                                                      I hate all these people

November 3, 2011

In Time Review








Don't waste your 'time' on this crap.

The Rum Diary Review





Dear Rum Diary,


You suck. 0/10.