May 25, 2012

Men in Black III Review

It's three times as bad as the other ones.

Seriously I tell you everything you need to know about this turd:

Closest homosexual Will Smith has to save walking corpse Tommy Lee Jones (Al Gore's roommate) from being killed.  He enlists past Tommy Lee Jones who is Big Chinned Brolin to help him.  Rip Torn is insane so they replaced him with a lesbian.

May 18, 2012

Battleship Review

They made a movie based off a board game
They made a movie based off a board game
THEY MADE A MOVIE BASED OFF A BOARD GAME
Don't worry though, Rihanna is in it.

May 5, 2012

Avengers Review

They're trying to took away from
their awful movie


The Bad
It started.





The Good
It ended.