This Means War Review

What the FUCK is up with Chris Pine's forehead?

We should delcare war on the people who made this cock-up.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Review

Extremely Dumb

Cover Your Eyes Also

&
Incredibly Lame

We Need To Talk About Kevin Review

We don't need to talk about how much this movie sucks.


Because I just did that.

Joyful Noise Review

There was noise, but I wouldn't call it joyful.

 

                                                                                                Dreams don't make noise.  Dumbasses.

Contraband Review

This movie should be contraband.

Mark Walhberg stealing your money

The Devil Inside Review

I went to see the The Devil Inside and ended

up being The Angry Customer Outside the theater.

The Sitter Review

Just 'sit out' on this stinker.