Dr. Seuss' The Lorax Review

Danny Devito as the Lorax.

The makers turned Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, into Zac Efron's The Borax.

This Means War Review

What the FUCK is up with Chris Pine's forehead?

We should delcare war on the people who made this cock-up.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Review

Extremely Dumb

Cover Your Eyes Also

&
Incredibly Lame

We Need To Talk About Kevin Review

We don't need to talk about how much this movie sucks.


Because I just did that.

Joyful Noise Review

There was noise, but I wouldn't call it joyful.

 

                                                                                                Dreams don't make noise.  Dumbasses.

Contraband Review

This movie should be contraband.

Mark Walhberg stealing your money

The Devil Inside Review

I went to see the The Devil Inside and ended

up being The Angry Customer Outside the theater.