Battleship Review

They made a movie based off a board game
They made a movie based off a board game
THEY MADE A MOVIE BASED OFF A BOARD GAME

Don't worry though, Rihanna is in it.

Avengers Review

They're trying to took away from
their awful movie

The Bad
It started.





The Good
It ended.

The Cabin in the Woods Review

Rather suck a dick then watch this.

You want to know  the mystery of the Cabin in the Woods?

It blows rhino cock

American Reunion Review

How is Jason Biggs still alive?

Remember that reunion where you saw a bunch of unfunny people who you didn't care about?

Want to watch a two hour movie about them?

Mirror Mirror Review

One Bad Movie.  Thats more like it

Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Which movie sucks the most of all?

This one.

The Hunger Games Review

Wish she would aim that at me.

After seeing this I was hungry.  Hungry to see a good movie.
I suggest try a new 'game'.  Like tag.

Act of Valor Review

The only good day was before I saw this.

I deserve an act of valor for sitting through this shit-shack of a movie.