Mirror Mirror Review

One Bad Movie.  Thats more like it

Mirror, Mirror on the wall.
Which movie sucks the most of all?

This one.

The Hunger Games Review

Wish she would aim that at me.

After seeing this I was hungry.  Hungry to see a good movie.
I suggest try a new 'game'.  Like tag.

Act of Valor Review

The only good day was before I saw this.

I deserve an act of valor for sitting through this shit-shack of a movie.

Dr. Seuss' The Lorax Review

Danny Devito as the Lorax.

The makers turned Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, into Zac Efron's The Borax.

This Means War Review

What the FUCK is up with Chris Pine's forehead?

We should delcare war on the people who made this cock-up.

Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close Review

Extremely Dumb

Cover Your Eyes Also

&
Incredibly Lame

We Need To Talk About Kevin Review

We don't need to talk about how much this movie sucks.


Because I just did that.